September 4, 2007
There's a groovy new art museum on the bank of the Brisbane River. It's known as GoMA, or the Gallery of Modern Art. Right now are two installations by German artist Katharina Grosse. She uses a spray gun to douse weather balloons and piles of dirt (yes, you read that right - dirt) with colorful swaths of paint. According to an interview with the artist, she 'realized that painting with a brush was restricting her freedom to express [her] discovery about the mysterious quality of paint as it hits a surface.'
Katharina goes to work like she's going to paint a 747. Dressed in white protector suit, aspirator mask
and eye shield, she climbs aboard her waiting cherry picker. Paint whooshes wherever she wants it to go. We watched a video of her doing the installation. It did look like a blast.
Is it Art, and do you Like It? A critic wrote: 'She uses the diffuse impact of a compressor to explore and evince a new and highly dramatic physiognomy for the pragmatic container of the existing architecture.' Very cosmic, right? Ms. Grosse is a big star in the abstract art world and as such is in demand. I'm sure she's a nice person, even if her stuff is hard to fathom.
Yours truly took an art class recently at the Brisbane Institute of Art. It was titled 'Imaginative Drawing,' a fancy name for 'draw something that you make up.' We did some stuff with charcoal, and collage, and silhouettes. It also was pretty abstract, given that what we were trying to draw was invisible.
At the end of the term, the school hosts a show for the work of the students in all its classes. My class
of idiot savants dutifully put up our exhibit. My 'piece' was a narrative collage about the experiene Walt and I had of being swooped by magpies during nesting season. It looked a good deal like a comic book, frankly. I couldn't draw a cyclist or a magpie, so I traced images and blew them up on a photocopier. I used scissors and glue stick. Much of the piece was created while I wore my bathrobe. We rolled on the floor when our teacher asked if we wanted to list prices for our works. Puh-leez! People purchase 'Art,' not this amateur crap.
Is it Art, and do you Like It? The Monday after the show, I got a call from the school. Someone had expressed an interest in purchasing 'my magpie piece.' 'You mean, like for money?' I yelped into the receiver. I called the potential patron. 'Oh, I love magpies,' she said. 'Your piece is so whimsical. Such joie de vivre. And the song of the magpie - it's so Till Eulenspiegel.'
Very cosmic, right? When I got to the school, the cold weather had loosened the glue on several critical parts, so I had to borrow a glue stick from a guy at the front desk. My patron was on time, very lovely, and had two hundred dollars Australian in cash
money in her hand. I signed my work (a small oversight), thanked her again, and waltzed out the door before she could change her mind.
Not that I thought she ever would, of course.
















